Wednesday

GO GET THE KID; THE BRUD MURDERS

 Normally this blog is for fun and entertaining material. However, 50 years ago tonight, March 1, 1973, I became a key witness in a murder case. Part of trying to mute that demon a bit more is to write the story. Here it is... like it or not.

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NOTE: This is a completely true story. The name for Mr. “Brud” has been changed for the purpose of this publication. The word “brud” is Polish and basically means “filth.” Anyone wishing to find the individual’s real name can reference mid-Michigan news items for the first days of March, 1973.

 

 


 

Go Get the Kid; The “Brud Murder”

 

It was the first evening of March of 1973 and I was 15 years old and outdoors doing what most guys my age in mid-Michigan would be doing… having a snowball fight with my buddies. There were four of us, Jimmy Brink, Ken Wolff, Bill Hoffman and myself, all of whom had grown up together in the tiny suburb of Saginaw known as Sheridan Park. We had been out since the end of the school day gathering snow and flinging it at… well… everything. For a while we had peppered passing cars, but then, fearing that we may get into “trouble,” we switched to plastering one another.

 

For a short time, we had been in the side yard of the Brud house, which was across the street from my house. Jim’s dad, who was a detective sergeant on the Saginaw Police Department, had warned us to stay away from Brud who was a convicted felon and child molester. Thus, we soon moved up the block and continued horsing around. It was about then that I saw a man coming out of the Brud house. He had an odd walk, like a gorilla Bill quipped. So, we threw snowballs at him. He was about 200 feet away when we first saw him and 260 feet away as he passed directly under the streetlight in front of my house, so we never came close to hitting the guy. Yet, he never looked up, he just kept walking until he passed out of sight up the street and behind the houses.

 

Eventually we decided it was time to call it a night and we all headed home. I was supposed to be watching my younger brother Craig, who was nine and my sister Jeanine, who was 13, but they were easily old enough to survive without me in the house. My mom and dad were working at the Saginaw Civic Center where a Saginaw Gears hockey game was taking place in the arena. Mom worked in the concession stands and dad was the Zamboni driver for the hockey games. This was dad’s part-time gig; career-wise he was a railroad engineer for the C&O. I came in through the front door and my sister and brother were relaxing and watching TV; everything was quiet and normal- for the moment.

 

About 45 minutes after I came home there was a sharp knock at the front door. I went to answer the door and there stood a uniformed Saginaw Police officer!

 

“OH CRAP!” I thought, “Someone reported us for throwin’ snowballs at cars!”

 

“Are your parents’ home?” the officer asked stoically.

 

“No,” I replied meekly, “they’re workin’ down at the Civic Center.”

 

“How old are you?” He asked as he looked past me toward my brother and sister.

 

“15.” I replied with a bit of a dry swallow.

 

“Have you seen anything unusual tonight?” the officer furthered his questioning.

 

“No.” I replied with a bit of curiosity. If the cop was here to take me away for throwin’ snowballs at cars, he was sure being indirect about it.

 

“Okay,” he ordered, “lock your doors and don’t let anyone in until your parents get back.”

 

“Okay.” I agreed.

 

With that the police officer turned and simply left. Over his shoulder I saw red and blue lights flashing EVERYWHERE!

 

Dutifully closing and locking the doors, I ran to my bedroom, which was at the front of the house, and peeked out through the window. Police cars and fire department vehicles were everywhere with their lights going and officers and detectives were going in and out of the Brud house. What really got my attention was all of the detectives! I had never seen so many, and more were arriving every second.

 

For a moment I pondered the lightshow… then my creative AD/HD brain began to take over. What if someone died in there? Or… what if someone was murdered! Suddenly, it went through me like ice water… that guy we saw leaving that house! I ran to the phone and dialed Jimmy’s number. He answered the phone, and I asked if he saw all of those cops?

 

“Yeah,” he said with a gasp, “two of ‘em are sittin’ here now talkin’ with my dad.”

 

“Jim!” I urged, “do you remember that guy we saw leaving the Brud house?”

 

“Oh yeah,” he exclaimed in a whisper.

 

Jim put the phone down to his side and I could hear him in the background calling out to his dad.

 

“Dad! Wes is on the phone, and he just reminded me, there was this guy we saw leaving the Brud house tonight…”

 

In about three seconds Mr. Brink snapped up the phone.

 

“Don’t go anywhere,” he ordered. “don’t talk to anyone, I’m sending two officers over,” and he hung up!

 

I stood there in silence holding the phone in my hand.

 

Holy Shit!

 

Mr. Brink, who I’d grown up with and was like an uncle to me, only talked like that when things were really- really bad! It seemed like only seconds passed, yet it must have been four or five minutes and there was another sharp knock at the door. I dashed to the front door and opening it I saw two detectives.

 

“Are you Wes?” the one in front asked.

 

“Yeah.” I replied, still a little stunned.

 

“Do you mind if we come in?”

 

“Heck no,” I replied in my best Midwestern breeding, “come on in!”

 

We took seats at our family dinner table and the detectives began to interview me. I described the man that I had witnessed leaving the Brud home that night. To this day I can still describe him from head to toe. He was a white man about six foot tall, no facial hair and a fairly short haircut (by 1973 standards) a little longer than my regulation Civil Air Patrol haircut. He had on a navy-blue bomber jacket with a blue fur collar. It was un-zipped and under the jacket he had on a red “lumberjack” shirt. Under that he had on a white T-shirt with a blue collar. He was wearing dark brown corduroy pants with a wide brown leather belt that had a round gold ring buckle. His shoes were light brown half-boots with a strap across the front. And his walk was very distinctive- like a gorilla.

 

The murderer had been unlucky enough to leave the scene of the crime in front of four boys ages 12, 13, 14 and 15. And the 15-year-old, me, was an AD/HD who was also equipped with 20/15 vision. I scoped him out and stored every detail. This was not for any other reason than the fact that it’s the way my brain is hard-wired. People who are AD/HD may be a pain it the ass to schoolteachers, but we make really good police witnesses.

 

Following my description, the detectives began asking me a series of questions that many years later I would learn were “test questions” to see just how good my memory of events happened to be and what sort of personality I happened to have. That night, however, they just seemed to be odd to me.

 

“What’d you have for breakfast yesterday?” the lead dective asked.

 

“Peanut butter and strawberry jam on toast.” I replied reflexively.

 

“How do you know that?”

 

“That’s what I have every day.”

 

“Do you eat lunch at school?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“What’d you have for lunch on Monday?”

 

“A sloppy Joe, a bag of Doritos and a chocolate milk.”

 

“How do you know that?”

 

“Because that’s what I have every day except for Friday when they’re serving fish sandwiches, then I have one of those. When I’m done with it, I wad-up the paper and stuff it into the pipe at the end of the table.”

 

“Why do you do that?”

 

“Just for fun.”

 

“If I open your locker at school tonight, what exactly will I find on the top shelf?”

 

“Absolutely nothing.”

 

“Why is that?”

 

“Because I never keep anything on that shelf.”

 

Then the detectives switched questioning a bit.

 

“What time did you come back indoors tonight?”

 

“7:30.”

 

“How do you know that?”

 

“Because “I Dream of Jeannie” was just ending on the TV and “Dragnet” hadn’t started yet.”

 

Up until that point I actually had no idea what had happened across the street, but I knew instinctively that it was something bad. When I asked the detectives just what happened over there, I was told flatly that “Two people were murdered there.”

 

Following that part of the interview the detectives asked if I would be willing to go outside with them and show them where I was at different times during the evening. I agreed and we headed outdoors as soon as I put my jacket and boots on. Kensington Street, where the Brud house was located, ran west to east and “T’ed” at my front yard and Lexington Drive. We crossed Lexington and walked up to the Brud’s side yard.

 

“Were you guys playing here?” one of the detectives asked as he pointed toward the footprints in the snow.

 

“Yep.” I replied.

 

“Are these your footprints?” He asked.

 

“Yeah,” I responded pointing to my own marks in the snow, “right there and here.”

 

“Are these the same boots you were wearing?” the detective asked while pointing at my boots.

 

“Yeah.”

 

“Make a footprint right there,” the detective directed me by shining the beam of his flashlight right next to one of my boot-prints.

 

Doing exactly as I was directed, I made a boot-print. The detectives closely examined the two prints and then asked me to take them to where I was standing when I saw the man leaving the house. We walked up Kensington to the front yard of the Smith’s home and again I was directed to do the boot-print next to my own track. I showed the detectives exactly where I was standing and told them that I actually saw the man come out of the Brud house and explained where he walked. Next, we went to the street in front of my house, and I showed the two detectives the route over which the man had walked. Additionally, I showed them that he had passed directly under the streetlight and that was how I was able to see so clearly what he was wearing. Next the detectives and I went back inside my house and back to my family’s kitchen table for a full repeat of my previous questioning.

 

While I was busy with the detectives, another aspect to the story was taking place a few miles away at the Saginaw Civic Center. The Saginaw Police Department’s officers did security at the Civic Center and one of the officers sought out my dad.

 

“Walt,” the officer asked quietly, “don’t you live in Sheridan Park?”

 

“Yeaht,” my dad replied in his mid-Michigan accent.

 

“Do you know the Brud family?”

 

“They live right across the street,” Dad responded.

 

“Well, you’d better get home,” the officer directed sternly, “Bob Brud just came home and found his wife and daughter murdered.”

 

My dad hustled to the arena’s commissary where my mom was working.

 

“Get yer’ jacket,” he ordered, “we’re goin’ home.”

 

Mom protested that she had a lot of work to finish.

 

“Come on,” Dad insisted, “we’re goin’ right now!”

 

About then Civic Center manager and our family friend Bill Fifer came in and told Mom not to worry about the work and “Just go.” Of course, now Mom insisted on knowing what’s wrong. When Dad told her, mom dropped her work and my parents headed home.

 

I cannot imagine the atmosphere in that 1972 Ford LTD station wagon as my Mom and Dad raced home, because I was not in the car with them. Yet anyone who is a parent can imagine what it was like as my dad tooled that car through the streets only to reach Sheridan Park and get stopped at the entrance to the subdivision by a police officer. After explaining briefly who they were and where they lived and that their kids were home alone the officer waved them through. My folks sped to our driveway. Then they dashed to front door and burst into the living room only to find their oldest son at the kitchen table being questioned by two detectives!

 

To say they were surprised would be an understatement. Crapping a solid gold terd would be much close to the truth.

 

As my folks arrived the detectives were just leaving- so mom and dad didn’t hear any of the questions and answers. That was good because my mom was a perpetual gossip, and she would have been on the phone the following day telling everyone every word of what had been said. Before they left, the detectives warned me not to discuss what had happened with anyone; friends, teachers, or parents and especially not the news media. I would have my chance to tell everything to the prosecutor and in court, but until then I was to not discuss the events that I had witnessed. Of course, as soon as they departed, everyone wanted to hear everything… I told them nothing.

 

After the detectives departed, we spent the night peeking out through our bedroom windows toward the drama across the street. Most of my aunts, uncles and most of my cousins lived either in Sheridan Park or within five miles, so we had people coming in and out all night long. At about 11:00 that night, my kooky cousin Bobby came bursting in through our back door carrying a loaded hunting rifle! He said he was there to protect us while my dad was at work on the railroad. Later my cousin Stevie dropped by and told us not to worry, because he had already ordered a pizza for delivery to our house. The delivery guy got quite a surprise when he drove into our normally peaceful Sheridan Park neighborhood only to find it packed with police investigating a murder scene. Nothing like that had EVER happened in Sheridan Park prior to this.

 

We stayed up through the night watching the events through our bedroom windows. We saw the state police crime lab arrive and later watched as camera flashes illuminated the windows of the Brud house. None of us knew what was going on inside that house and none of us wanted to know. In fact, it was a scene that would keep even the most hardened police officer awake at night. There was one thing that everyone knew for sure and that was the fact that there was a murderer on the loose; I knew for sure that I had seen him leave the scene of the crime and I had just described him, head-to-toe to the police. I felt somewhat comforted that the killer could not describe me in the same manner.

 

Dawn broke and with it an early spring fog settled over Sheridan Park. We watched as the coroner wheeled out two stretchers with bodies wrapped in white sheets; one the size of an adult and one the size of a child. The police cars eventually left one by one and with them went everyone’s desire to watch through the windows. Mom said we did not have to go to school that day and I crashed for a few hours of sleep.

 

When I woke up it was clear that the story was huge in the news media. Local TV stations took turns standing in front of the Brud house and reporting on the murders. I had the thought that I could give them a scoop that would blow their doors off, but that thought was tempered with the fact that the person I saw may not be the killer at all- he could just be another witness; only the police would know for sure. The one detail of my story that did get out was the part that my sister remembered me telling the detectives were finishing my interview- it was the way that the guy walked; “like a gorilla.” I was somewhat astonished at just how fast that little tidbit got around. Apparently, Mom got that out of her and then was quite busy on the gossip lines while I was sleeping. Of course, everyone wanted me to talk about what caused the detectives to take such an interest in my story. Cousins prodded as did aunts, uncles, and neighbors… I told them nothing.

 

My mom likes to tell the story of my parents taking me to a small, local Pine Ridge amusement park when I was five years old. One of the park’s main attractions was a miniature train ride. Supposedly the engineer of the train was carrying the payroll in a large canvas bag that he proudly displayed before the trip began. The ride took passengers into the local woods where eye-catching items had been set up. One of those was actually a fake alligator; yeah, an alligator in mid-Michigan. Climax of the ride was a staged train robbery with masked, old-west bad guys on horse-back who came out of the woods firing six-shooters into the air, shouting, and circling the train. The punchline was that the robbers made so much commotion, when the rode off, they forgot the money. We boarded the train, which was no big thrill considering that I had been climbing aboard real railroad engines since I learned to walk. As we went through the woods out came the robbers! They circled and shot their guns and hooted and hollered- then they left. As the bad guys started to leave, I turned to my mom and said, “They forgot the money.” A few seconds later the engineer laughingly held up the money bag and shouted, Hey! You forgot somethin’…” and the rest of the train laughed. The point of this little back-story being that I have always been a person who happens to notice things that other people miss. Now, they call that AD/HD. This time, that little trait would pay off in a very big way.

 

A few days after the murders we were all at the Civic Center for public skating when one of the police officers came up to my dad and said simply, “We got him,” then he added, “and he walks just like Wes said.” That night on the local news we saw the police perp-walking Robert Walton into the jail and people started calling our house saying that he walked just way I said.

 

Once an arrest in the case had been made, life in quiet Sheridan Park went back to normal. Yet about a month or so after the murder, all four of us snowball throwers were ordered to come to the courthouse to speak to the assistant district attorney. Once there we had some fun playing the stairwell of the new courthouse building and one-by-one we were asked to come into the office- I was the last one in. The other three guys were in there for about 15 minutes each, not so with me.

 

Assistant prosecutor Ray Kasmeric, a sharply dressed man with red hair and beard did the questioning and was aided by a lady clerk. He asked me almost the exact questions that the detectives had asked me on the night of the murder, and he got exactly the same answers. Then he asked me to describe the man’s clothing again, and again, which I dutifully did. Next, he briefed me on what court would be like. He made it very clear that real court is nothing like what you see on TV. The defense attorney cannot get up and strut in front of you and cannot get “in your face” and badger you. He said that if the defense attorney tried something like that, “There are things we can do to stop him.” He also made it clear that Walton would be in the courtroom and will likely be looking right at me, but he is not allowed to say anything. Then he told me something that would puzzle me for the next three decades.

 

“When you are asked to describe the clothing,” he instructed me, “you are to describe everything just as you did today- except for the shoes. If you are asked about the shoes, you are to say “I don’t recall.”

 

“But,” I mildly protested, “I do recall the shoes, they were light brown half-boots with a strap across the front.”

 

“And we’re telling you now,” he replied firmly, “that you do not recall the shoes.”

 

It dawned on me that perhaps I had not gotten the shoes right, even though to this day (more than a half century later) I can close my eyes and see those shoes. Thus, I agreed that if asked about the shoes I would say that I did not recall them.

 

In mid-summer of 1973 all four of us were called over to Jimmy Brink’s house. His dad was home for lunch and had brought with him four subpoenas- one for each of us. Being a natural born smart ass I asked if we could “dodge” the subpoenas like we see on TV.

 

“You can’t dodge a subpoena,” Mr. Brink smirked a bit and then said, “I’ll show ya’ how you get served.” He tossed my subpoena at my feet and said, “There… yer’ served.”

 

My subpoena was for the 17th day of September, 1973 to appear in front of Judge Fred J. Borchard and the defendant was Robert Walton on trial for “two counts of open murder.”

 

By September, my family was in the process of moving from our beloved Sheridan Park to the tiny farm town of Freeland. This was necessary to get me into a high school where I would not get knifed considering that the school to which I had been headed was not a pillar of education and a smart ass like me would have been sliced up within a week. On the morning of my enrollment at Freeland High School I was sitting in the principal’s office as my Mom made out my paperwork. Mr. Vittito, the principal, knew that I had come from the east side of Saginaw, and was probably wondering what sort of kid he was adding to his school’s population.

 

As we finished the paperwork, Mom added, “Oh! By the way, he will be absent one day a week until further notice.”

 

“Why is that?” the principal raised his eyebrows.

 

“He’s a witness in a murder trial,” Mom stated matter-of-fact.

 

Vittito’s eyes got big! Then mom quickly added that I was a witness for the prosecution, and I was not involved in the actual murder. For the next two years while Mr. Vittito was principal, he seemed to really keep an eye on me… just in case.

 

Mom drove me to court on the appointed day and we were all told to wait in the hall. Meanwhile, our parents were allowed to sit in the courtroom and watch the trial, but they were not allowed to tell us what they saw and heard until after we had testified. One-by-one the other three guys were called into the courtroom, testified and left; I simply sat there- all day. Except for the fact that my day at the courthouse was changed to Tuesdays, it was the same for the next week and the next and the next and the next. Mom, however, was able to sit and watch the trial- what she saw was shocking.

 

Walton, as it turned out, was the homosexual lover of Bob Brud who had conspired to have his wife raped and murdered. Brud’ four-year-old little daughter was also raped and murdered by Walton, but his two-year-old son was untouched. This was an effort to draw attention away from the fact that the murder was done by a homosexual. Additionally, it came out that Brud was making pornographic home movies of his wife and other men and selling them. Also, it came to light that Brud had systematically lured little boys in Sheridan Park into his home, molested them and then gave each one a model ship or airplane kit to keep them quiet. When that information got out, suddenly mothers all through the subdivision realized that their sons had brought home model kits that someone had given them. Confessions led to a flurry of complaints filed with the police department. To make matters worse, it was revealed that Brud and some fellow child molesters had infiltrated the local chapter of Big Brothers and molested boys there. After the trial, when I learned all of that I thought back to that day when Mr. Brink called us all in and warned us about Brud. His blunt, firm warning probably saved us from that monster.

 

As the trial went on and the weeks passed, I thought that the prosecutors had forgotten about me. My Mom even asked if they knew I was waiting and they said that they were fully aware that I was there, waiting, and I would be called. Finally, as the prosecution was about to close their case, Mom heard Brady Denton, the prosecutor, turn to Kasmeric and say, “Go get the kid.”

 

As the courtroom door swung open, Mr. Kasmeric stuck his head out and motioned to me to come in. Walking up the aisle I could feel that every eye was on me. The bailiff walked me up to the witness seat- it was black leather and over-stuffed. I gushed into it and was thankful that it was too comfortable. There was no swearing in, Judge Borchard simply asked me if I knew the difference between right and wrong and the truth and a lie- I said that I did. There was a long pause as the prosecutor shuffled some papers. Looking over at the defense’s table, there sat Walton. He had a yellow legal pad in front of him with nothing written on it and three sharpened yellow pencils neatly placed to the right of it. His eyes were locked on me, and he appeared not to move or blink- he simply stared at me.

 

Denton started by asking for my full name and my age- I answered. Then he asked what I was doing on the evening in question. Soon he led into asking what I saw at the Brud house. Then he pointed to a chalkboard that was standing at the front of the courtroom just to the left of where I was seated. It had tape lines on it that drew a map of the area where we had been playing that night. I was asked to go to the board and show exactly where I was standing. Next, he asked for me to draw the path of travel of the man that I had witnessed leaving the Brud house- I drew a dashed chalk line. I was asked to show the location of the streetlight and draw a circle showing the area that it illuminated. Then I was told to take my seat. As I sat down, Walton was still staring at me. Immediately it struck me that he was the bad guy, a murderer, and I was the good guy, on the side of the law and justice. I thought, “Alright you bastard, you want a stare-down, you got it.” And for the rest of the time, I looked directly into his eyes as I answered questions from Denton.

 

Finally, Denton asked me to describe Walton’s clothing. He asked about the jacket, the shirt, the belt, the pants- but he didn’t ask about the shoes. Then he ended the prosecution’s questioning. Judge Borchard asked if the defense had any questions for this witness? Walton’s defense attorney was busy writing and never even looked up- “No your honor,” he quipped. I was excused by the judge and told to step down. Walking from the witness chair Walton kept his eyes locked on me and I stared right back at that monster all the way past the defense table. Then I looked for my mom. She was smiling proudly, but mom’s will do that.

 

Mom went back and watched the rest of the trial after my testimony while I went back to a normal school schedule- with Mr. Vittito watching me. On sentencing day mom and I went to the courtroom together to see the murderer get his just deserts. Walton was convicted on both counts of murder and sentenced to 30 years in the State Prison. Brud was never indicted on any charge much to the dismay of the jury foreman, who I heard tell the prosecutor point-blank, that they would have convicted Brud too.

 

Spin the clock ahead 31 years. I was hanging out at Tri-City (now MBS International) Airport’s firehouse with a friend of mine who was an airport fire fighter. In these days just after 9-11 security was really tight at MBS, but I got in through the gate that evening by ringing the buzzer and when someone answered through the speaker asking who it was I said Osama Bin Polack… and they let me in. I had brought in a radio-controlled model boat that I had built for my buddy in order to swap it for some cool lake freighter photos that he had. As we sat at the firehouse’s dinner table haggling and I demonstrated how the boat’s controls functioned, one of the airport police officers strolled in. The gray-haired officer stood there for a while watching the model boat work and then he said,

 

“You don’t know a guy named Bob Brud, do ya’?”

 

That question pushed my button in a big way, I stood up, pointed my finger at the officer and half shouted,

 

“Bob Brud is a felon and a child molester, he belongs in jail, and if I had the chance I’d put him there myself!”

 

“WHOA! WHOA!” the startled officer exclaimed as he waved his hands out as if telling me to stay back. Then he squinted and asked, “Did you used to live in Sheridan Park?”

 

“Yeah,” I snarled.

 

“Were you the…?” he began to ask as he squinted more.

 

“No,” I growled, “I was one of the ones he didn’t get.”

 

“Where’d you live?” he asked.

 

“3324 Lexington, cattycorner across the street.”

 

His eyes got huge and he reached out toward me.

 

“Yer’ the clothes kid!” he exclaimed with a wide smile, “I did your interview that night!”

 

Meanwhile the airport firefighters were a bit startled by my little outburst, but now the officer and I began to laugh a bit. He told me that Walton was out of prison having served his full 30 years. I asked if I was at risk, and he told me that I was not. He had done Walton’s release interview- it was his final assignment before he retired from the Saginaw Police Department. Walton, he said, had totally lost his mind. The killer has no memory at all of the murders or the trial and the only thing that he asked was if the officers could have a traffic ticket taken off of his record. A Canadian citizen, Walton was deported and driven into Canada by the RCMP- he can never return to the United States.

 

Then, I asked the officer a question that had been bugging me for more than three decades- why would they not allow me to talk about the shoes?

 

“Oh! Oh!” the officer nearly jumped from his seat, “Yer’ gonna love this! You are responsible for probably the most overtime paid to Saginaw police officers in history!” he half joked.

 

As it turned out the circumstances of the murders quickly led the detectives to Walton. When they arrested him, they executed a search warrant on his home. In his bedroom closet they found every stitch of the clothing that I had described- except the shoes.

 

“My partner and I laid those clothes out on the guy’s bed and it was all there,” the retired detective said, “but the shoes. We looked at one another and both said “We gotta find those f$%kin’ shoes!”

 

There was something incriminating about the shoes, so there began a city-wide search for the shoes. Trash cans, sewers, dumpsters, mailboxes, pools- even the banks of the Saginaw River were searched; nothing! Then they drove to Canada and with the RCMP questioned Walton’s mother and searched her residence; nothing! The best that they could figure was that he gave them to his mother immediately after the murders and while driving back to Canada she tossed them out through the car window while crossing the Blue Water Bridge and into the swift current of the St. Clair River.

 

He also explained that I was the “bow witness.” In other words, they had Walton all gift wrapped, and I was the bow on top.

 

As the years went past since 1973 I’ve done a lot of jobs- some of which involved catching bad guys- in some cases really bad guys. I’ve been asked by people, including police officers that I have worked with, why it is that little five foot ten 176 pounds of me seems to have little or no fear of the bad guys. The answer is simple, I have stared into the eyes of the worst of them, and I helped put the bastard away. I only wish we would have gotten Brud too. According to the Internet, he died in 2011. My hope is that he is currently rotating on a spit in hell.

Thursday

A half century ago TONIGHT.

A half century ago tonight I became a hockey guy... here's the story.

Hockey in Saginaw? Ooooookay.

 


For people who were already hockey savvy, that first season of Gears hockey was a real grinder. As with any new franchise, the wins were few and the mistakes were plentiful. For the majority of folks in the Tri Cities area, however, the Gears were something of a new novelty. Saginaw, in 1972 was a place of very heavy industry and it was a time when anyone who wanted a job could get a job- or two. The factories or "shops" as they were called, ran 24/7. As a kid I recall getting up in the middle of the night and walking out into my back yard on the East Side of town. Standing there, I could hear the low, distant, yet constant "thrum" of the industry while the horizon to the north glowed an unending orangeish red from the foundries exhausts. The only thing breaking the "thrum" was an occasional train's horn echoing in the distance. Everyone was working- working all the time, first shift, second shift, third shift, time-and-a-half, double time some days and triple time on holidays- working at jobs that had always been there during my lifetime and I was sure would always be there forever. Like many of my generation, I thought that this was what it was like- everywhere. When the Saginaw Gears hockey club moved into town, many local folks just did not know how to properly participate in hockey and I was among them. Being an asthmatic from birth I rarely participated in organized sports of any sort. Most sports involved a lot of running as a part of conditioning and that simple activity always landed me back home wheezing and near death. I could skate because every winter dad would turn our back yard into an ice rink, but for the most part I was consumed by my passion for aviation and spaceflight. I couldn't tell you the difference between a football linebacker and a tailback, but I could tell you, in detail, how a Saturn V moon rocket worked. 

    My sports world, however, was forever widened considerably on October 20, 1972. That was the evening when my dad took us all to the Civic Center where he and mom were working the hockey game. Dad and I had been going around for weeks leaving game posters at assorted retail establishments around the city as a pay-as-ya-go task that he'd picked up from the Gears. In place of some payment, he'd gotten us kids some "comp." tickets to the game. That evening the Gears were playing the Flint Generals and I went- figuring I'd be bored... hell, I'd rather have been home with my rockets. Although Canadian kids grow up with hockey, what I witnessed that Friday night at Wendler Arena was something I'd never seen before. The speed and precision of the game completely captured me... of course seeing a Flint player get clobbered with a Sherwood was pretty cool too. About all I really knew about the sport of hockey that evening was that our guys were in white, and the other guys were in blue and the object of the game was to put the puck into the net. Later, all three of us kids chattered about hockey all the way home then through the weekend and then all week at school. It was the most exciting thing we'd experienced since one of my rockets set the field behind our house on fire the previous summer.

    On the evening of my first Gears game, the crowd was slim with most of the arena's seats being empty, but by the end of December, hockey had hooked the residents of Saginaw just as it had our family and attendance at Wendler Arena was breaking records with more than 5,000 people attending a game. Hockey did not simply "catch on" in the Tri Cities, hockey spread like a wildfire. Oddly, it did not matter one bit that the Gears had a dismal losing season in 1972-73. No matter how the TV sportscasters criticized the team, the fan base continued to grow exponentially. In our house we'd turned into hockey nuts to the point where just two months after our first game, my dad had to dish out a punishment for a combined misbehavior of us three kids and rather than grounding us for the month of January, he simply said "No Gears games for a month!" We really felt that one too. For Christmas 1972, my list departed from the normal "Rockets, books about rockets, models of rockets" and instead included hockey skates, hockey gloves and hockey sticks." I'd finally found a sport that scrawny asthmatic like me could play. In our neighborhood we played street hockey in deep-freeze weather, skated and shot pucks on any patch of frozen water that we could find. Overnight we'd become hockey people- and we liked it.

Any shred of first season playoff fantasies that the Gears or their fans may have had evaporated on Sunday, February 11th when they suffered a 1 to 0 loss at home to the Toledo Hornets and were thus mathematically eliminated from post season play. Although the sports reporters were still critical of the team, the Gears lost that game in front of nearly 4,000 fans while established teams, such as Columbus, were playing front of less than 800 paying fans. The final home game of the first season was played on March 13 in front of a near sell-out crowd of 5,503 fans. With the Flint Generals in town the game turned into a goaltender's nightmare and a goal scorer's dream. By the end of the game the Generals had more than enough goals to have won with a total of 7. Unfortunately for Flint, the Gears had a lot more with a total of 12 goals and easily won the game. There were penalties a plenty in the game because the two teams had mixed it up a month earlier in Flint and now, they were both looking to even some scores. The biggest burr was between Dennis Desrosiers and Flint's Rod Cox. Cox had spent most of the previous game taunting Rosie into fighting and tried to do the same in this game, but Dennis was not taking the bait. Finally, at the urging of the crowd Don Perry sent his bruiser Mike Legge out to polish off Cox- which he easily accomplished. While Cox was in the box, Rosie skated by and tossed a rubber chicken in with him. That drew Dennis a game misconduct, but for a guy who had scored 60 goals that season- it was worth the laughs. The star of the show was the same guy who had scored the Gears very first goal- Mike Hornby. He nearly scored a double hat trick lighting up the red light 6 times. Hornby's 6th goal, however, was disallowed, but it's likely he really was not disappointed. Oddly, he was the second Gear to score 5 goals in one game- Dennis Romanesky had accomplished the same feat back on November 10th. Hornby did get a reward for his effort- from a local fan who offered to give any Gear who duplicated Romanesky's 5 goals in one game accomplishment a new car. Keep in mind that this was 1973 when a new car cost just over $3,000. The rumor was that Hornby, Dennis Desrosiers and Stu Irving conspired that if any one of them won the car, he would sell it and then the three of them would split the profits three ways. I never heard if that actually happened or if Hornby just got in the car and split town. You see he was immediately headed to Florida to join the Jacksonville Barons who were finishing their season. One would hope he kept the deal with the guys- because Hornby would be back with the Gears next season. Rosie, on the other hand, had just been signed to a North Stars contract and was reported by the Saginaw News to have "...earned a one-way ticket out of Saginaw and the IHL..." and into the AHL for the next season.

No sooner had the players started to clear out their apartments and head back home than plans were being made for the 1973-74 season. Blair and Perry were content with the first season but far from satisfied. Changes would be made, but still the hockey madness had taken good root in the Tri Cities. The crowds were growing and with a slightly better record in the next season, it was thought that the franchise could go far. In the 72-73 season the Saginaw Gears franchise set an IHL record for highest average attendance in a first season- averaging just over 4,200 fans per game. It also had the best "wins" record in 9 years for an inaugural IHL season with more than 30 victories. Of course, Blair knew from experience that although the Gears had to get better, he did not want them to get too much better. The one kiss of death for a new franchise is to win a championship in the first or second season- because from there the only place to go is down. No doubt, Blair could not have imagined how close to that kiss of death he would come.

  

Monday

HAVE I BEEN... DISTRACTED?




 Gee wiz... I just looked at the last time I posted here... it appears that I may have been distracted! Actually, I've been working on 2 novels plus my Great Lakes YouTube site so I sort of have an excuse. Additionally I just finished an 18-day road trip and book signing, which covered 2,864 miles and 70 hours of total driving time. I signed so many books that all 3 of my special Pentel autograph pens ran dry!! 

So... I'm not dead (yet anyway) and I am back at work. Since I just posted this, I hope that Blogger will not delete this blog due to "inactivity" like they did my Saginaw Gears blog.


 

Sunday

IS VERIZON OPERATED BY ALIENS?



I have come to the conclusion that on-line outfit that calls itself "Verizon" is so screwed up that it may just be the place where MIB stashes wayward aliens rather than the post office.

For may years I was a loyal Comcast customer, but our phones were on Verizon. Then with the lock-down, plus the fact that Verizon came through our out-in-the-sticks neighborhood and buried photo-optic cables, thus adding more speed potential, my wife decided that we should bundle everything with Verizon. Sounded like a good idea at the time.

Last week she got a new fangled device called a "MoCA" from Verizon in order to make our home offices more stable. After getting that we found that it had to be installed, because their do-it-yourself instructions called for an I.P. address and we have no idea which to use- now I was assigned to contact Verizon and get a service tech out here to hook it up. There was just one problem... well, a lot of problems.

First off trying to log onto "My Verizon" could not be done. It recognized my password, but it wanted me to answer the infamous "secret question." Of course being a boomer, I had both written down in my password rolodex. I answered...

NOPE! Didn't recognize my answer.

But don't worry... there's a handy link that you can use to get a recognition code sent to allow access.

Goody... I did what I was told and it sent it to my phone. Or, at least it was supposed to send it to my phone.

Instead what it sent my phone a password reset screen.

Shit. I didn't want that. All of my other services have a double check access where they send me a text with a four digit code, and I just put that in the waiting box on my computer and bingo- I'm in. Not so in the Verizon universe.

You see here is where the aliens blur the digital universe. Verizon has two different "Teams." One is the home TV and Internet world that they lovingly call planet Fios and the other is the smart phone thicket that they just call Verizon. By sending me that screen they are now telling me to log into the cell phone world... which has no idea what a MoCA is. 

Okay... I'll be a good little pawn and log on that way... but... I'll need to reset my password AND pick a new secret question. Of course the choices are all items that could be easily discovered by a hacker, (such as what was your high school, who was your best childhood friend... easily found by surfing Facebook) except for one... "What was your favorite childhood place?" I answer...

Now I can log back in... right?

WRONG!

Again... it doesn't recognize my favorite place answer.

PISS!!!

I go all the way out of everything and try and go back in. This time I find a "Chat" window.

Wonderful... except, it only offers a sent few common problems- none of which are currently mine.

Pecking around I get it to the "ask a representative" in chat...

After a morning of frustration, the chat person answers with their standard, "How are you doing today?"

I reply with, "After spending an hour fighting with your server, you don't want the answer to that."

Protracted delay... probably because the person responding is new on this planet.

"Oh, I'm ready about that run around." 

Okay...please someone nueralize me.

"I'm trying to make an appointment to get a technician out to my home and hook up one of your MoCA devices." I respond.

Beyond protracted delay...

"Oh sorry am I, you are on the Verizon phone team, and that is the Fios team, I switch you over."

AKKKKKKK!

Long delay...

The screen pops up...

"You've been logged out due to inactivity."






 

Monday

I WAS BOB DOLE’S CAPTAIN… ONCE



 

Friday morning October 23, 1998… I was at my workbench in the basement of our Annapolis townhouse tinkering with one of my lakeboat models. As a corporate pilot you normally don’t have a schedule, so at any time the phone can ring and you’re off to who knows where for who knows how long. Thus, the phone rang. It was the typical “how fast can you get to the airport?” call.

 It turned out we had a customer at DCA who was supposed to be on some short hops in the Falcon Jet, but the jet got there and it broke. There were no other Falcons available, so I was supposed to take the King Air 200 over and pick up the folks. No sweat- I “hurried” to the airport, where my new-hire F.O. had already pre-flighted the aircraft and we blasted off for DCA.

 Waiting at the executive terminal was none other than senators Bob Dole and Mitch McConnell as well as three staffers. They were off-year campaigning for republicans and had several stops that day in which they were to smile and wave for the local TV news cameras and say a few words for the selected candidate before flying off to the next stop. However, they were supposed to start off in the Falcon Jet at 11:00 and now it was nearly 12:30. When Senator Dole saw the King Air pull in, he was TICKED. He said he knew airplanes and this bird was too slow. He ordered his last two stops cancelled.

“Senator,” I told him, “I’m your captain today, and you don’t need to cancel anything. I can get you back on your jet schedule.”

 “Can’t do it.” He snarled, “We’re canceling those last two stops.”

 “You can go ahead and do that sir, but I’m an old turboprop pilot. I know every trick in the book and I can get you back onto your jet schedule,” I tried to convince him.

 He didn’t wanna hear any of it.

As we walked out to the aircraft, I quietly told his aid that be ready to un-cancel those two stops, because we’d be back on the jet schedule.

 While we strapped in my F.O. asked how we were gonna do that? I told him to amend our clearance and request minimum vectoring altitude and direct. We blasted off and screamed at 4,000 feet toward stop number one. This particular King Air 200 would do about 307 indicated if all was right, but today I was happy to snug it up against 250, which is the speed limit below 10,000 feet and set for max continuous temperature. I figured if thing got too  I reduce back to max continuous torque, but as it turned out, that was never a factor. It was clear and million that afternoon with light winds- perfect conditions for a hustle flight. ATC vectored us directly to a  near straight-in approach at the first airport. As we zoomed in toward the end of the runway I kept my speed up to just under 200 and tower cleared us to land. But here we are, hot rodding in clean, and my F.O. is getting fidgety as the runway drew closer.

 “Watch and learn,” I told him as I pulled the power levers back and the engines groaned. The props acted like speed brakes. At the gear speed I commanded gear-down and started feeding flaps. She slowed nicely and rolled onto the runway. I cobbed the props into beta and then reverse and we taxied clear. I turned to my F.O. and told him to get our clearance for departure while I taxied us in.

 The crowd and cameras were waiting as the two politicians did their thing and in short order climbed back aboard. I was in the taxi roll while my F.O. was still walking up from closing the door. We repeated the process and by our third stop we were within 15 minutes of Senator Dole’s jet schedule. The key was that all our hops were fairly short. Plus, we didn’t have to climb to altitude for fuel economy. We did order fuel to be topped while the senators were doing one of the stops and that line guy could’ve worked for a NASCAR pit crew. He was in and out in no time and now Senator Dole was back on his jet schedule.

 His aid came aboard and happily informed me that the last two stops were back on the trip. I decided to just keep up the pace and by the next to last stop we were ahead. As I taxied up, they were going to park me between two aircraft- the senator’s aid stuck his head into the cockpit and told me that one was some big donor’s Citation and the other was the governor’s King Air 90. It was a tight fit.

 “If I don’t make this,” I told my F.O. as we both saw the army of TV news cameras point through the terminal’s picture windows, “we’re gonna be the lead story on CNN tonight.”

 We made it in without getting into any negative inches. As senator dole got ready to exit he asked if either of us wanted to go in a stretch our legs?

 “Sir,” I told him, “we’re just gonna sit right here and stay as far away from those news cameras as we can.”

 He laughed and said, “I wish I could do the same.”

 It was at that moment that I noticed that both senators looked exhausted. I’d been so focused on flying and keeping our pace up that I hadn’t really considered how those two men were doing. That stop took a bit more time than the others and afterward as the passengers were back aboard I took the opportunity ask them how they liked the trip so far. Senator Dole told me to just have a seat and remarked that he needed to relax a bit. I had my F.O. go stand back by the door and told him that if he saw any media coming toward the aircraft to just pull the door shut.

 Senator Dole told me that he had been on the road campaigning for people for a remarkable 52 days straight. And he had six more days to go! Heck I was only 41 at the time and 52 days of planes, hotels, buses, news media and all that goes with it would have worn me to a frazzle. Senator McConnel was only along for today, so he’d gotten off easy. It was no wonder that Senator Dole was miffed when they replaced the jet with a turboprop. Now, however, he had a bit of time to decompress. So, we sat there on that fine autumn evening, relaxed and burned up some of that ahead-of-schedule time that we had built up.

 We hit the final stop about nine minutes ahead of his jet schedule. On this leg I let my F.O. fly and he tried his hand at my smart-flying technique. The only tricky part is at minimum vectoring altitude you have to keep a very sharp eye out for VFR traffic- especially on a Friday evening with great flying conditions. At this stop the senators had to board a bus and head over to a rally at some convention center. My F.O. and I hit the airport eatery and had our late dinner. While we were there one of the guys from the line office came in and gave us a message that the passengers were taking longer than expected.

 Since my F.O. had such a good time flying the previous leg he wanted to fly the final leg unto DCA. Comin’ up from the south we were between banks and the traffic was nil. We got our last straight in final of the day. As a corporate pilot, you have to really make nice with your passengers, so I went to the back to open the door for the senators and walk with them to the terminal. I told Senator Dole to look at the time. We were nine minutes ahead of his jet schedule.

 “We flew fast!, We flew fast!” he chirped happily as he punched his fist in the air.

 “No sir,” I said quietly, “we flew smart.”

 “We flew fast!, We flew fast!” he repeated gleefully.

 I don’t think he even heard me. He was just glad to have the day done.

 

 

ERAU...stop in and visit.



Recently I returned to the Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. My two daughters are both considering ERAU and thus my wife (who is also an ERAU alumnus) and I had the oldest one contact the university herself and set up their of the Daytona campus. We parents got our tour through the alumni office.

Nearly everything from my era at ERAU DAB is completely gone. The only thing that remains is the old dorm. The word is that they cannot rip it down because the school has build new modern dorms all around it and thus there's no way to get the heavy equipment in to do the demolition.


I'm NOT complaining here folks. The campus is AMAZING and futuristic. Students zip around on motorized skateboards controlled by their cellphones, droids deliver food anywhere on campus, flight students without a private certificate start out flying VR sims and the dorms are more like hotel suites than college housing. Of course, the parking problems are still quite painful. The new student center, however, is a spacious all-in-one facility that serves every need imaginable from food to an advanced research library.

I highly encourage everyone to visit the campus. If you are an ERAU alum. contact the alumni office and arrange a tour.

We had some great times on the old campus, yet all of that is now just in our memory. Today the university grounds are something that I personally could never have imagined.






 

Thursday

"The Mercury 13"


First off, I'm a HUGE Wally Funk fan. She is an outstanding aviator with amazing credentials. She is exactly what I call "A pilot's pilot" and an aviator that everyone should look up to. Like so many of us she always had the desire to fly in space and now, thanks to Blue Origin and Jeff Bezos, she did just that.

With that said, I think it's time to quell this "Mercury 13" fiction.

First off the, the term, "Mercury 13" never existed until the mid 1990s when it was coined to title a TV program that simply alleged that somehow NASA recruited a group of women pilots with the promise that they would be astronauts, ran them through medical testing and then simply cut them off and cast them aside.

That is complete bunk... but hey... it was in a book in 2003 too... so it must be true... right?

The fact is that Dr. Lovelace, of the Lovelace Clinic, which had tested the Mercury astronaut candidates, on his own, and without NASA's consent or request, decided to begin testing women to the same standards as they had tested the 32 men a year earlier.

NASA's Mercury Astronauts were notified of their selection in the first week of April 1959. That was a full year before Lovelace began his independent testing of women.

NASA did NOT "cut them off" or "cut them out" or "abandon" them. The women who Lovelace tested, although outstanding female pilots all, were never in consideration in the first place. The original letter seeking astronauts went out in 1958 to 110 military test pilots- all were men. 

Lovelace later sent out letters to 13 of the women stating that they had passed the medical portion of testing and asked if they would like to return for "further training." The group assumed that Lovelace was representing NASA- but he wasn't. He was only representing the Lovelace Clinic.

In the mid 1960s those same women pilots that Lovelace had tested made an effort to be considered as astronaut candidates, but the hardware had already been developed at great expense and NASA's focus was on simply getting the male pilots into and back from space alive. From reading some of management's accounts of that time, they initially had no idea who these women were.

Frankly, and this is just my opinion, the political pressure applied by that effort on the behalf of the women likely irritated some of the more narrow-minded men in upper NASA management. It was one more unnecessary political issue for the agency to have to deal with- and those fellows had very long memories. Just read Chris Kraft's book and you'll see.

Thus, it was not until the 1970s when the prospect of the Shuttle flying "like an airliner" came along that NASA management finally opened the doors to female crew members as well as female pilots.

Disdain toward women in aviation, however, was a very real thing through all of aviation history and right up into modern times. I personally flew with an old fart captain in 1998 who would boisterously say that he resented women in the cockpit and he would, "...never fly with one of them." Which is ironic as this attitude existed in an era when aviators such as Eileen Collins where piloting the Space Shuttle. Meanwhile that guy was universally known as the worst pilot in our entire pilot group. (My wife nearly clocked that loudmouth at the company Christmas party. One more glass of wine and I'm pretty sure she'd have knocked him on his ass).

Yet, when I came into the aviation industry in 1977 women were simply a part of the pilot group. I trained with them and my second flight instructor was a woman. My favorite ground instructor at ERAU was Dana Middlekhoff who was a long time aviator. I had female flight partners and later managed women who were flight instructors plus I crewed with many women in the airlines... no big deal. 

So my attitude is that we're all flyers. Let's simply stick to the actual history.

The "Mercury 13" is a myth made up for a 1990s TV show. But, Wally Funk, IS a true aviator.
 

I'LL SIGN ANYTHING THAT'LL GET YOU OUTTA HERE QUICKER

One of the dark sides of aging into your 60s is that you begin to see many of your teachers and mentors pass away. It’s the price you pay for living long. This week I was deeply saddened to discover that someone who was a good example of one of the good guys, has left this life. His name is Dr. Tom Connolly and he was a star among the faculty at the Embry-Riddle Aeronautical university and someone that I looked up to through all the time that I was there. The best way for me to handle such things as his passing is to do the one thing that I am best at- write about it.

As most of you know I was in and out of ERAU for a full decade and saw Dr. Connolly rise from faculty member to administrator. Likewise, he was well aware of my struggle to work my way through the university. This episode takes place in my senior year. Along the way of climbing the mountain toward graduation, the “independent student” receives all sorts of shots. In my case they came from occasional vindictive jerks, or administrative bumps in the road, or self-induced speed bumps of stupidity, or just unexplainable funk adoodles (UFA)s- all of which have to simply be handled and left behind. This was a UFA that left me unable to register for flight without the signature of my faculty advisor. I only had two advanced flight courses to do and an aerodynamics class to make up in order to be completely done with my degree. The aerodynamics class was due to the fact that the previous trimester I’d had to miss the final because my oral surgeon in Michigan insisted that I fly back and be in his chair within 24 hours because of a rare infection of the bone the result having an impacted wisdom tooth removed while back home during Christmas break. I’d gone through all of the channels before I had to bug out and when I got back 14 days later, made up all of my exams but aerodynamics. The instructor, Bishop Blackwell, had taken a six month sabbatical in Mexico right after finals. So, I just had to take the “incomplete” and was set to make up the class in the spring. Now, however, I needed a signature to get into my next flight course. My faculty advisor was Bill Gruber, and he simply refused to give me the signature. The result was a polite, but somewhat peppery discussion where I actually avoided telling him to have that stick removed from his tight ass.

 When I left his office, his student assistant, who was a friend of mine, gave me a quiet “psssst” and motioned to come near.

 “He’s going on sabbatical for six weeks,” she whispered.

 “When’s he leavin’?” I whispered back.

 “Wednesday,”

 “Who’s takin’ his place?”

 “Tom Connolly,” she replied with a whisper and a wink.

 Nodding in approval I left. Instantly I knew one thing, Gruber was an Air Force vet. and Connolly was a Naval aviator… two different breeds, and one without a stick up his ass.

 Thursday, I walked into Dr. Connolly’s office with my document that needed to be signed in hand. I didn’t even get a word out. He just nabbed the paper and signed it while saying,

 “I’ll sign anything that’ll get you outta here sooner.”

 He handed me back the paper and I walked over to the flight line and registered for FA-314 minutes later.

 Six weeks later I was finishing the flight course when I got a message in my box to come and see Gruber immediately. So, that’s what I did. He was pissed,

 “You went over my head, if you weren’t dang neared finished with that flight course I’d pull you out of it!” he snarled

 “I didn’t go over your head Mr. Gruber,” I replied professionally, “I went around your flank. You departed and left your flank wide open.”

 He told me to get out of his office.

 Of course he and Dr. Connolly had discussed the whole thing long before Gruber called me into his office, I’d been around that place long enough to know that. And if Gruber could have pulled me, he would have. He just needed to vent toward me. I finished 314 and 315 and then easily passed the aerodynamics class to end my time at ERAU. Thereafter whenever I saw Dr. Connolly on campus I always smiled and shook his hand. 

Whenever I saw Mr. Gruber, such as at the homecoming basketball game, I’d take the time to go up to him and quietly ask if his flank was open.